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Tales and Stories

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A History of Mountain Climbing
A wry look at some of the history of mountain climbing. Don't worry if you don't have any historical knowledge of climbing, you should still spot some of the jokes bad puns.

A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
Beware the man who tells you he is fluent in a language...

A Little Knowledge Can Be Even More Dangerous
... Especially when the man tells you he fluent in a language visits a market.

It Rained Twice - once for eight days and once for six
The Lake District is renowned for rain, one Christmas and New Year it nearly was "The Lake" District - one lake covering the lot.